The Star Wars Holiday Special
Darth Vader: I want the rebels located and identified if it means searching every household in the system.
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Luke Skywalker: Come on Mala, let's see a little smile. Come on...
Malla: Waagork!
Luke Skywalker: There, that's better. Try to enjoy your Life Day.
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Han Solo: You're like... family... to me
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Han Solo: Would you look at Lumpy! He's sure grown, huh? And I think his voice is changing
Lumpy: Arrgararrggaar!
Han Solo: Come on, I'm just teasing.
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Saundan: Thought you might like this... it's a... well, it's kind of hard to explain... it's a... WOW! You know what I mean? Happy Life Day... and I do mean Happy Life Day.
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Holographic wow: Am found in your eyes only eyes only - I am in your mind as you create me. Ohhh yes... I can feel my creation...
[giggles]
Holographic wow: I'm getting your message - are you getting mine?"
Itchy: [orgasmic sounding] ARRGGHHHUGHH!
Holographic wow: Oh... oh... we are excited, aren't we?
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Boba Fett: Follow me, friend.
C-3PO: Don't you think it might be imprudent to trust him so quickly, sir?
Luke Skywalker: He's our only chance... and besides, he seems like a friend.
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Princess Leia Organa: [sung to the tune of the star wars theme] A day that takes us through the darkness/a day that leads us into light/a day that we celebrate/the LIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHHHTTTT!"
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[while under attack by Star destroyers]
Han Solo: Why do I always think gettin' you home for Life Day is gonna be easy?
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Han Solo: That's the spirit! You'll be celebrating Life Day before you know it! Standby, here's where we say goodbye to our unpleasant friends.
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Saundan: Don't worry Malla. I know just why you're calling. You're wondering when that shaggy carpet you ordered will arrive at your home.
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Chef Gormaanda: It's not only a very hearty, nourishing dish, but it's very economical, too. So all those hungry mouths in your household will be going "yummy yum for their tummy tum." If you just follow along with me as I prepare this popular favorite.
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Han Solo: Out of the frying pan into the fryer, huh pal? How should I know we'd come outta hyperspace into the middle of an Imperial convoy. At least against these fighters we got more of a chance. However slim...
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Holographic wow: I am your fantasy. I am your experience. So experience me. I am your pleasure. Enjoy me. This is our moment together in time that we might turn this moment into an eternity.
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Ackmena: Well, I'm certainly not going to get rich with customers like you. I thought I taught you to drink faster than that. Well, at least you're steady. Oh, come on now. Drink up. There's plenty more where that came from.
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Boba Fett: You are alone. Maybe I can help you. I am Boba Fett.
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Luke Skywalker: Come on Mala, let's see a little smile. Come on...
Malla: Waagork!
Luke Skywalker: There, that's better. Try to enjoy your Life Day.
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Han Solo: You're like... family... to me
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Han Solo: Would you look at Lumpy! He's sure grown, huh? And I think his voice is changing
Lumpy: Arrgararrggaar!
Han Solo: Come on, I'm just teasing.
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Saundan: Thought you might like this... it's a... well, it's kind of hard to explain... it's a... WOW! You know what I mean? Happy Life Day... and I do mean Happy Life Day.
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Holographic wow: Am found in your eyes only eyes only - I am in your mind as you create me. Ohhh yes... I can feel my creation...
[giggles]
Holographic wow: I'm getting your message - are you getting mine?"
Itchy: [orgasmic sounding] ARRGGHHHUGHH!
Holographic wow: Oh... oh... we are excited, aren't we?
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Boba Fett: Follow me, friend.
C-3PO: Don't you think it might be imprudent to trust him so quickly, sir?
Luke Skywalker: He's our only chance... and besides, he seems like a friend.
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Princess Leia Organa: [sung to the tune of the star wars theme] A day that takes us through the darkness/a day that leads us into light/a day that we celebrate/the LIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHHHTTTT!"
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[while under attack by Star destroyers]
Han Solo: Why do I always think gettin' you home for Life Day is gonna be easy?
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Han Solo: That's the spirit! You'll be celebrating Life Day before you know it! Standby, here's where we say goodbye to our unpleasant friends.
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Saundan: Don't worry Malla. I know just why you're calling. You're wondering when that shaggy carpet you ordered will arrive at your home.
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Chef Gormaanda: It's not only a very hearty, nourishing dish, but it's very economical, too. So all those hungry mouths in your household will be going "yummy yum for their tummy tum." If you just follow along with me as I prepare this popular favorite.
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Han Solo: Out of the frying pan into the fryer, huh pal? How should I know we'd come outta hyperspace into the middle of an Imperial convoy. At least against these fighters we got more of a chance. However slim...
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Holographic wow: I am your fantasy. I am your experience. So experience me. I am your pleasure. Enjoy me. This is our moment together in time that we might turn this moment into an eternity.
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Ackmena: Well, I'm certainly not going to get rich with customers like you. I thought I taught you to drink faster than that. Well, at least you're steady. Oh, come on now. Drink up. There's plenty more where that came from.
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Boba Fett: You are alone. Maybe I can help you. I am Boba Fett.