Life on a Stick
Life on a stick is a short lived FOX sitcom that premiered on March 24, 2005. Although it followed American Idol, it did not sustain high enough ratings to continue to air, and it was canceled after only 5 episodes.
Mr Hut: Wieners, wieners, wieners, some are thick and some are thin. Wieners, wieners, wieners, hot juices on your chin.
Laz Lackerson: If we sing that, the police will come.
Fred: Ah, crabs: the ferrets of the sea.
Fred: Also note that a crab could totally kick a ferrets ass. I know because I saw a ferret and a crab go at it once in a bar in Cambodia...okay, that's a lie. It was actually a raccoon and a bag of cat food in my laundry room.
Mr Hut: Wieners, wieners, wieners, some are thick and some are thin. Wieners, wieners, wieners, hot juices on your chin.
Laz Lackerson: If we sing that, the police will come.
Fred: Ah, crabs: the ferrets of the sea.
Fred: Also note that a crab could totally kick a ferrets ass. I know because I saw a ferret and a crab go at it once in a bar in Cambodia...okay, that's a lie. It was actually a raccoon and a bag of cat food in my laundry room.