LazyTown

Robby Rotten

• Who wants a badge for ignoring the girl with the pink hair and the bad attitude?
• Have you ever heard the sound of a rubber ball breaking a window?
• I did it! I beat Sportacus! (does a maniacal dance)
• I did it! I'm in the airship!
• Woof woof woof
  He loves to howl
  Woof woof woof
  Oh what a growl!
  Woof woof woof
  Just watch him play
  And chase those annoying brats away!
• They say that I should change
  And wear a perky smile
  But smiling makes my face hurt
  And happiness is vile.
• Yeah, now to put my rotten plan in effect. Get the trophy and get rid of Sportacus forever.
• Three minutes. There won't be any concert. Uh. Ah. Come on, ducky. Let's fix our hair.
• Now kids, stand up, turn your book around, sit down AND.... Fall asleep.
• Sportacus's memory is as lost as a sock in a dryer.
• This will be as easy as stealing candy from a baby, and I should know.
• Sometimes I'm so mean, that I scare myself.
• (Deciding what to wear) Too Girly. Too Curly. Too pearly. Too fancy. (sheepishly) That didn't rhyme.

Stingy

• This is mine, and this is mine... (comes across ladder) This isn't mine... but it could be my father's!

Dialogues

Pixel: Robbie Rotten moves a lot. But that's only when he's sneaking around.

Robbie Rotten: (disguised as Dr. Rottenstein) Isn't that the good-looking guy?

Stephanie: No!

Robbie Rotten: Yeah! In a "bad boy" sort of way.

Sportacus: I'm Sportacus.

Robbie Rotten: (dressed as Sportacus) No, I am Sportacus.

Sportacus: No, I'm Sportacus.

Robbie Rotten: Me, too!

Pixel: Robbie Rotten, get out of my computer.

Robbie Rotten: Not until after I rat your webpage.

Robbie Rotten: (flailing arms about and pancing) Robbie doesn't move! Robbie doesn't move!

Robbie-Robot: Robbie Rotten is moving now.

Sportacus: Are you okay?

Robbie-Mayor: Oh, why, yes, I'm fine, yes.

Sportacus: But my crystal beeped.

Robbie-Mayor: Oh, what? Well, obviously it's out of order. Why don't you just throw it away?