John Kruk
John Kruk is an American former professional baseball player.
Sourced
- I ain't an athlete, lady. I'm a ballplayer.
- "John Kruk Stats", Baseball-Almanac.com (accessed 2006-04-14)
- My wife told me I'm not as disgusting to her as I used to be.
- Nutrisystems for Men ad, promo code PAR1507.
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- No mascots on the field. Shoot anything that looked like it escaped from Sesame Street.
- When asked how he would change the game