Cedric the Entertainer

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• "LETS COUGH...and don't tell me to eat cheese. I am a fat midget! hey"
  • As Sin LaSalle in Be Cool

• "Cedric had a very sad childhood. when he was seven his grandmother got eaten by a midget clown named Mr. chuckles. a billy goat took a masive dump on his left arm when he was stranded in the mountains and his arm had to be amputated. tobacco is his favorite vegitable. He has only been married 1 time and this was to his sister of which gave him 4 wonderful crack babies. "
  • THis has been a quote from cedrics mother Be Cool

• (to Violet) "Little girl, the big cage door is open. No snake. Dead guy. You know what I'm thinking? I'm thinking who woke me up at nine in the morning for this?"
  • As the detective in A Series of Unfortunate Events

• "Save it for a mammal who cares."
  • As Carl in Ice Age

• "They've come to kill us! And take our women! And our precious metals!"
  • As Maurice in Madagascar