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  • Atheism: one's God-given right to not believe.

  • Atheist: one with blind faith in a mistaken belief that the absence of evidence against a null hypothesis confirms it.

  • Atheist: a person who dines at a lavish banquet, believing there is no kitchen, no waste chute, nor chef.

  • People will then often say, 'But surely it's better to remain an Agnostic just in case?' This, to me, suggests such a level of silliness and muddle that I usually edge out of the conversation rather than get sucked into it. (If it turns out that I've been wrong all along, and there is in fact a god, and if it further turned out that this kind of legalistic, cross-your-fingers-behind-your-back, Clintonian hair-splitting impressed him, then I think I would choose not to worship him anyway.)
    • Douglas Adams, interview with The American Atheist (in The Salmon of Doubt)

  • The inhabitants of the earth are of two sorts:
    Those with brains, but no religion,
    And those with religion, but no brains.
    • Abu'l-`Ala' al-Ma`arri (Arabic: ), poet of Ma`arra, quoted in

  • I have no religion, and at times I wish all religions at the bottom of the sea. He is a weak ruler who needs religion to uphold his government; it is as if he would catch his people in a trap. My people are going to learn the principles of democracy, the dictates of truth and the teachings of science. Superstition must go. Let them worship as they will; every man can follow his own conscience, provided it does not interfere with sane reason or bid him against the liberty of his fellow-men.
    • Atatürk, quoted in

  • I am an atheist, out and out. It took me a long time to say it. I've been an atheist for years and years, but somehow I felt it was intellectually unrespectable to say one was an atheist, because it assumed knowledge that one didn't have. Somehow, it was better to say one was a humanist or an agnostic. I finally decided that I'm a creature of emotion as well as of reason. Emotionally, I am an atheist. I don't have the evidence to prove that God doesn't exist, but I so strongly suspect he doesn't that I don't want to waste my time.
    • Isaac Asimov, in Free Inquiry, Vol. 2, Spring 1982, p.9.

  • A little philosophy inclineth man's mind to atheism; but depth in philsophy bringeth men's minds about to religion.
    • Sir Francis Bacon, Essays, 16, "Of Atheism"

  • The Scripture saith, The fool hath said in his heart, there is no God; it is not said, The fool hath thought in his heart; so as he rather saith it by rote to himself, as that he would have, than that he can thoroughly believe it, or be persuaded of it; for none deny there is a God, but those for whom it maketh that there were no God. It appeareth in nothing more that atheism is rather in the lip than in the heart of man by this, that atheists will ever be talking of that their opinion, as if they fainted in it within themselves, and would be glad to be strengthened by the consent of others; nay more, you shall have atheists strive to get disciples, as it fareth with other sects; and, which is most of all, you shall have of them that will suffer for atheism, and not recant; whereas, if they did truly think that there were no such thing as God, why should they trouble themselves?

  • Atheism leaves a man to sense, to philosophy, to natural piety, to laws, to reputation; all which may be guides to an outward moral virtue, though religion were not; but superstition dismounts all these, and erecteth an absolute monarchy, in the minds of men.
    • Sir Francis Bacon, Essays, 16, "Of Superstition"

  • ATHEISM: A godless religion that retains all the dogmatic posturing of the faiths it so confidently denies, with few of the consolations.
    • Rick Bayan, The Cynic's Dictionary, unidentified ISBN/edition, unidentified chapter/page

  • I have heard an atheist defined as a man who had no invisible means of support.
    • John Buchan, 1st Baron Tweedsmuir, speaking to the Law Society of Upper Canada, (21 February 1936); published in Canadian Occasions (1940), p. 201.
    • Buchan's source remains unknown. The witticism was repeated by Harry Emerson Fosdick in his On Being a Real Person (1943), ch. 1, with acknowledgement to Buchan, and was again used by Archbishop Fulton J. Sheen in Look magazine (December 14, 1955). Credit for this line is therefore often wrongly given to Fosdick or to Sheen. Credit has also been given to the conductor Walter Damrosch (1862-1950).

  • I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God.
    • former U.S. President George H. W. Bush, August 27 1987; quoted in Free Inquiry magazine, Fall 1988, Volume 8, Number 4, page 16

  • I think people attack me because they are fearful that I will then say that you're not equally as patriotic if you're not a religious person. . . . I've never said that. I've never acted like that. I think that's just the way it is.
— President George W. Bush, Washington Times, 12 January 2005

  • I will have nothing to do with your immortality; we are miserable enough in this life, without the absurdity of speculating upon another.
    • Lord Byron letter to Francis Hodgson, 3 September 1811

  • And so to those of you who may be vitalists I would make this prophecy: what everyone believed yesterday, and you believe today, only cranks will believe tomorrow.

  • There are no atheists in foxholes.
    • Father William Thomas Cummings, Field Sermon on Bataan (1942), quoted in I Saw the Fall of the Philippines by Carlos P. Romulo; also attributed to Lieut. Col. Warren J. Clear, "Bataan Defenders' Suffering Related," The Los Angeles Times, 13 April 1942, Pg. 3.

  • Although atheism might have been logically tenable before Darwin, Darwin made it possible to be an intellectually fulfilled atheist.

  • It is often said, mainly by the 'no-contests', that although there is no positive evidence for the existence of God, nor is there evidence against his existence. So it is best to keep an open mind and be agnostic. At first sight that seems an unassailable position, at least in the weak sense of Pascal's wager. But on second thoughts it seems a cop-out, because the same could be said of Father Christmas and tooth fairies. There may be fairies at the bottom of the garden. There is no evidence for it, but you can't prove that there aren't any, so shouldn't we be agnostic with respect to fairies?
    • Richard Dawkins, "EDITORIAL: A scientist's case against God", The Independent (London), April 20, 1992, p.17

  • The trouble is that God in this sophisticated, physicist's sense bears no resemblance to the God of the Bible or any other religion. If a physicist says God is another name for Planck's constant, or God is a superstring, we should take it as a picturesque metaphorical way of saying that the nature of superstrings or the value of Planck's constant is a profound mystery. It has obviously not the smallest connection with a being capable of forgiving sins, a being who might listen to prayers, who cares about whether or not the Sabbath begins at 5pm or 6pm, whether you wear a veil or have a bit of arm showing; and no connection whatever with a being capable of imposing a death penalty on His son to expiate the sins of the world before and after he was born.
    • Richard Dawkins, from a lecture, extracted from The Nullifidian (Dec 94)

  • I would, like any other scientist, willingly change my mind if the evidence led me to do so. So I care about what's true, I care about evidence, I care about evidence as the reason for knowing what is true. It is true that I come across rather passionate sometimes—and that's because I am passionate about the truth. … I do get very impatient with humbug, with cant, with fakery, with charlatans.

  • We are all atheists about most of the gods that societies have ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further.
    • Richard Dawkins (2006) The Root of All Evil television programme

  • If we go back to the beginning, we shall find that ignorance and fear created the gods; that fancy, enthusiasm, or deceit adorned them; that weakness worships them; that credulity preserves them and that custom, respect and tyranny support them in order to make the blindness of men serve their own interests. If the ignorance of nature gave birth to gods, the knowledge of nature is calculated to destroy them.
    • Baron D'Holbach, cited in

  • It is only by dispelling the clouds and phantoms of Religion, that we shall discover Truth, Reason and Morality.
    • Baron D'Holbach, cited in

  • The word god is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honourable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. No interpretation no matter how subtle can (for me) change this.
    • Albert Einstein, Gutkind Letter (3 January 1954),

  • Science can only be created by those who are thoroughly imbued with the aspiration toward truth and understanding. This source of feeling, however, springs from the sphere of religion. To this there also belongs the faith in the possibility that the regulations valid for the world of existence are rational, that is, comprehensible to reason. I cannot conceive of a genuine scientist without that profound faith. The situation may be expressed by an image: science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.

  • It seems to me that the idea of a personal God is an anthropological concept which I cannot take seriously. I also cannot imagine some will or goal outside the human sphere. ... Science has been charged with undermining morality, but the charge is unjust. A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties and needs; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death.

  • In view of such harmony in the cosmos which I, with my limited human mind, am able to recognize, there are yet people who say there is no God. But what makes me really angry is that they quote me for support of such views.
    • Albert Einstein, quoted in

  • It was, of course, a lie what you read about my religious convictions, a lie which is being systematically repeated. I do not believe in a personal God and I have never denied this but have expressed it clearly. If something is in me which can be called religious then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science can reveal it.
    • Albert Einstein, quoted in

  • God was always invented to explain mystery. God is always invented to explain those things that you do not understand. Now when you finally discover how something works, you get some laws which you're taking away from God; you don't need him anymore. But you need him for the other mysteries. So therefore you leave him to create the universe because we haven't figured that out yet; you need him for understanding those things which you don't believe the laws will explain, such as consciousness, or why you only live to a certain length of time — life and death — stuff like that. God is always associated with those things that you do not understand. Therefore I don't think that the laws can be considered to be like God because they have been figured out.
    • Richard Feynman, quoted in
      • Whatever an atheist, who denies the God and the prophet is, one who murders a human is equivalent to that.

      • The question of the origin of the matter in the universe is no longer thought to be beyond the range of science -- everything can be created from nothing…it is fair to say that the universe is the ultimate free lunch.

      • Now let it be written in history and on Mr. Lincoln's tombstone: `He died an unbeliever.'
        • William H. Herndon, Abraham Lincoln's law partner in Springfield since 1844, Abraham Lincoln: The True Story of a Great Life, 1896. Quoted in Freethinkers by Susan Jacoby, 2004.

      • The capacity of the human mind for swallowing nonsense and spewing it forth in violent and repressive action has never yet been plumbed.
        • Robert A. Heinlein, Revolt in 2100 (1953), postscript

      • What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof.
        • Christopher Hitchens, "Less than Miraculous," Free Inquiry magazine, February-March 2004, Volume 24.

      • Only a humorless tyrant could want a perpetual chanting of praises that, one has no choice but to assume, would be the innate virtues and splendors furnished him by his creator, infinite regression, drowned in praise!
        • Christopher Hitchens, Letters to a Young Contrarian (2001)

      • Time spent arguing with the faithful is, oddly enough, almost never wasted.
        • Christopher Hitchens, Letters to a Young Contrarian (2001)

      • Along with Islam and Christianity, Judaism does insist that some turgid and contradictory and sometimes evil and mad texts, obviously written by fairly unexceptional humans, are in fact the word of god. I think that the indispensable condition of any intellectual liberty is the realisation that there is no such thing.
        • Christopher Hitchens, Letters to a Young Contrarian (2001)

      • "I am not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief is positively harmful. Reviewing the false claims of religion, I do not wish, as some sentimental materialists affect to wish, that they were true. I do not envy believers their faith. I am relieved to think that the whole story is a sinister fairy tale; life would be miserable if what the faithful affirmed was actually the case."
        • Christopher Hitchens, Letters to a Young Contrarian (2001)

      • Don't you see that the appalling history of sectarianism, persecution, heresy hunting, shows you that this way of thinking about the world is intrinsically unsound?
        • Thomas Hobbes, cited in

      • The universe, the whole mass of all things that are, is corporeal, that is to say body, and hath dimensions of magnitude, length breadth and depth. Every part of the universe is body and that which is not body is no part of the universe. And because the universe is all, that which is no part of it is nothing. Consequently, nowhere.
        • Thomas Hobbes, cited in

      • There is in every village a torch: The schoolteacher. And an extinguisher: The priest.
        • Victor Hugo, cited in

      • God's power is infinite, Whatever he wills is executed; But neither man nor any other animal is happy; therefore he does not will their happiness. Epicurus' old questions are yet unanswered. Is he both able and willing to prevent evil? Then whence cometh evil?
        • David Hume, Dialogues concerning Natural Religion (1779), cited in

      • The legitimate powers of government extend to only such acts as are injurious to others. But it does me no injury for my neighbor to say that there are twenty gods, or no God. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg.
        • Thomas Jefferson, Life and Selected Writings of Thomas Jefferson, p. 254

      • The Koran! well, come put me to the test—
        Lovely old book in hideous error drest—
         Believe me, I can quote the Koran too,
        The unbeliever knows his Koran best.

        And do you think that unto such as you,
        A maggot-minded, starved, fanatic crew,
         God gave the secret, and denied it me?—
        Well, well, what matters it! believe that too.
        • Omar Khayyám, Rubaiyat (1048–1123), translation by Richard Le Gallienne.

      • If there is one indisputable fact about the human condition it is that no community can survive if it is persuaded—or even if it suspects—that its members are leading meaningless lives in a meaningless universe.
        • Irving Kristol, quoted in

      • There are different kinds of truths for different kinds of people. There are truths appropriate for children; truths that are appropriate for students; truths that are appropriate for educated adults; and truths that are appropriate for highly educated adults, and the notion that there should be one set of truths available to everyone is a modern democratic fallacy. It doesn't work.
        • Irving Kristol, quoted in

      • There is no need for that hypothesis.
        • Laplace, in response to Napoleon's objection that Laplace had omitted God from Celestial Mechanics (Boyer 1968, p. 538)

      • It will not do to investigate the subject of religion too closely, as it is apt to lead to Infidelity.
        • Abraham Lincoln, in an unidentified, undated interview in Manfred's Magazine
        • Quoted in
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              • Where is my faith? Even deep down … there is nothing but emptiness and darkness … If there be God—please forgive me. When I try to raise my thoughts to Heaven, there is such convicting emptiness that those very thoughts return like sharp knives and hurt my very soul … How painful is this unknown pain—I have no Faith. Repulsed, empty, no faith, no love, no zeal, … What do I labor for? If there be no God, there can be no soul. If there be no soul then, Jesus, You also are not true.
                • Mother Teresa, Letters.

              • Atheism is so senseless & odious to mankind that it never had many professors. Can it be by accident that all birds beasts & men have their right side & left side alike shaped (except in their bowells) & just two eyes & no more on either side the face & just two ears on either side the head & a nose with two holes & no more between the eyes & one mouth under the nose & either two fore leggs or two wings or two arms on the sholders & two leggs on the hipps one on either side & no more? Whence arises this uniformity in all their outward shapes but from the counsel & contrivance of an Author? Whence is it that the eyes of all sorts of living creatures are transparent to the very bottom & the only transparent members in the body, having on the outside an hard transparent skin, & within transparent juyces with a crystalline Lens in the middle & a pupil before the Lens all of them so truly shaped & fitted for vision, that no Artist can mend them? Did blind chance know that there was light & what was its refraction & fit the eys of all creatures after the most curious manner to make use of it? These & such like considerations always have & ever will prevail with man kind to believe that there is a being who made all things & has all things in his power & who is therfore to be feared.

              • I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.
                • Stephen F Roberts http://freelink.wildlink.com/quote_history.php

              • Atheism is an old idea, probably as old as humanity, and it has always justified its case by its superior understanding of nature. Unfortunately, as scientific knowledge has become more sophisticated over the past three centuries, all the scientific ideas which support atheism have evaporated into murky puddles of water, when they have not actually dried up entirely. It is now clear that the Universe has not always been here, it has a beginning. Everything is not made of indestructible atoms. Life is not caused by sunlight on dungheaps, and so on.

              • You don't have to believe in atheism, because atheism is based on REASON.
                • Manfred F. Schieder (1937 - ) From: "Rebirth of Reason" (Quotes: http://rebirthofreason.com/Spirit/Quotes/Author_537.shtml - Also mentioned several times on blogs and webpages)

              • Atheists in foxholes, some say they are myths,
                Creations of the mind who just don't exist.
                Yet, they answered the call to defend, with great pride.
                With reason their watchword, they bled and they died.
                • Alice Shiver, "Atheists-in-Foxholes" monument, dedicated on July 4, 1999

              • Among the repulsions of atheism for me has been its drastic uninterestingness as an intellectual position. Where was the ingenuity, the ambiguity, the humanity (in the Harvard sense) of saying that the universe just happened to happen and that when we're dead we're dead?
                • John Updike, Self-Consciousness: Memoirs (1989), ch. 4

              • [Christianity] is assuredly the most ridiculous, the most absurd and the most bloody religion which has ever infected this world. Your Majesty will do the human race an eternal service by extirpating this infamous superstition, I do not say among the rabble, who are not worthy of being enlightened and who are apt for every yoke; I say among honest people, among men who think, among those who wish to think. … My one regret in dying is that I cannot aid you in this noble enterprise, the finest and most respectable which the human mind can point out.
                • Voltaire, Letters of Voltaire and Frederick the Great (New York: Brentano's, 1927), transl. Richard Aldington, letter 156 from Voltaire to Frederick, 5 January 1767.

              • Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile!
                • Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. Mother Night



              • Religion is an insult to human dignity. With or without it you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
                • Steven Weinberg, unidentified article/page, Freethought Today, April 2000

              • [T]he aim of this conference is to have a constructive dialogue between science and religion. I am all in favor of a dialogue between science and religion, but not a constructive dialogue. One of the great achievements of science has been, if not to make it impossible for intelligent people to be religious, then at least to make it possible for them not to be religious. We should not retreat from this accomplishment.
                • Steven Weinberg, Facing Up: Science and Its Cultural Adversaries (2001), p. 242.

              • All your Western theologies, the whole mythologies of them, are based on the concept of God as a senile delinquent…
                • Tennesee Williams The Night of the Iguana Act II

              • By night an atheist half believes in God.
                • Edward Young, Night Thoughts, "Night Two", p. 292

              • Civilization will not attain perfection until the last stone, from the last church, falls on the last priest.
                • Émile Zola,cited in

              Dictionary of Burning Words of Brilliant Writers (1895)

              Quotes reported in Josiah Hotchkiss Gilbert, Dictionary of Burning Words of Brilliant Writers (1895).
              • The thing formed says that nothing formed it; and that which is made is, while that which made it is not! The folly is infinite.
                • Jeremy Taylor, p. 18.

              • That the universe was formed by a fortuitous concourse of atoms, I will no more believe than that the accidental jumbling of the alphabet would fall into a most ingenious treatise of philosophy.
                • Jonathan Swift, p. 18.

              • Atheism is rather in the life than in the heart of man.
                • Francis Bacon, p. 18.

              • Atheism can benefit no class of people; neither the unfortunate, whom it bereaves of hope, nor the prosperous, whose joys it renders insipid, nor the soldier, of whom it makes a coward, nor the woman whose beauty and sensibility it mars, nor the mother, who has a son to lose, nor the rulers of men, who have no surer pledge of the fidelity of their subjects than religion.
                • François-René de Chateaubriand, p. 19.

              • Ingersoll's atheism can never become an institution; it can never be more than a destitution.
                • Robert Collyer, p. 19.

              • They that deny a God destroy man's nobility, for certainly man is of kin to the beasts by his body; and if he be not of kin to God by his spirit, he is a base and ignoble creature.
                • Francis Bacon, p. 19.

              • No one is so much alone in the universe as a denier of God. With an orphaned heart, which has lost the greatest of fathers, he stands mourning by the immeasurable corpse of nature, no longer moved and sustained by the Spirit of the universe.
                • Jean Paul Richter, p. 19.

              • Religion assures us that our afflictions shall have an end; she comforts us, she dries our tears, she promises us another life. On the contrary, in the abominable worship of atheism, human woes are the incense, death is the priest, a coffin the altar, and annihilation the Deity.
                • François-René de Chateaubriand, p. 19.

              • Nothing enlarges the gulf of atheism more than the wide passage that lies between the faith and lives of men pretending to teach Christianity.
                • Edward Stillingfleet, p. 19.

              • I want you to have courage to declare yourself to be an atheist, or to serve your god with all your might and power in perfect consecration, whatever or whoever that god may be — whether it be the crocodile of the Nile or our Jehovah, "God over all blessed for evermore."
                • Charles F. Deems, p. 20.

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              • Certainly you don't believe in the gods? What's your argument? Where's your proof?
                • Aristophanes
                • Quoted in BBC Four, Atheism: A Rough History of Disbelief, unidentified episode, unidentified 2005 date

              • A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler whom they consider god-fearing and pious. On the other hand, they less easily move against him, believing that he has the gods on his side.
                • Aristotle
                • Quoted in BBC Four, Atheism: A Rough History of Disbelief, unidentified episode, unidentified 2005 date

              • I do not believe in God, but as I sat there in the damaged [balloon] capsule, hopelessly vulnerable to the slightest shift in weather or mechanical fault, I could not believe my eyes.
                • Richard Branson, Losing My Virginity, unidentified ISBN/edition, p. 239

              • I have seldom met an intelligent person whose views were not narrowed and distorted by religion.
                • James Buchanan
                • Quoted in BBC Four, Atheism: A Rough History of Disbelief, unidentified episode, unidentified 2005 date

              • By simple common sense I don't believe in God.
                • Charlie Chaplin
                • Quoted in BBC Four, Atheism: A Rough History of Disbelief, unidentified episode, unidentified 2005 date

              • In this subject of the nature of the gods, the first question is, do the gods exist or do they not? It is difficult, you will say, to deny that they exist. I would agree if we were arguing the matter in a public assembly. But in a private discussion of this kind, it is perfectly easy to do so.
                • Cicero
                • Quoted in BBC Four, Atheism: A Rough History of Disbelief, unidentified episode, unidentified 2005 date

              • The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence, from Jerusalem, of a lunatic asylum.
                • Havelock Ellis
                • Quoted in BBC Four, Atheism: A Rough History of Disbelief, unidentified episode, unidentified 2005 date

              • Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
                Then he is not omnipotent.
                Is he able, but not willing?
                Then he is malevolent.
                Is God both able and willing?
                Then whence cometh evil?
                Is he neither able nor willing?
                Then why call him God?
                • Epicurus
                • Quoted in BBC Four, Atheism: A Rough History of Disbelief, unidentified episode, unidentified 2005 date

              • Morals — all correct moral laws — derive from the instinct to survive. Moral behavior is survival behavior above the individual level.
                • Robert A. Heinlein, Starship Troopers (1959), unidentified ISBN/edition, unidentified chapter/page

              • Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
                • Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough for Love (1973), unidentified ISBN/edition, unidentified chapter/page

              • God is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent — it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks, please. Cash and in small bills.
                • Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough for Love (1973), unidentified ISBN/edition, unidentified chapter/page

              • History does not record anywhere at any time a religion that has any rational basis. Religion is a crutch for people not strong enough to stand up to the unknown without help. But, like dandruff, most people do have a religion and spend time and money on it and seem to derive considerable pleasure from fiddling with it.
                • Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough for Love (1973), unidentified ISBN/edition, unidentified chapter/page

              • History has the relation to truth that theology has to religion — i.e., none to speak of.
                • Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough for Love (1973), unidentified ISBN/edition, unidentified chapter/page

              • It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so, and will follow it by suppressing opposition, subverting all education to seize early the minds of the young, and by killing, locking up, or driving underground all heretics.
                • Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough for Love (1973), unidentified ISBN/edition, unidentified chapter/page

              • Men rarely (if ever) manage to dream up a god superior to themselves. Most gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child.
                • Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough for Love (1973), unidentified ISBN/edition, unidentified chapter/page

              • One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
                • Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough for Love (1973), unidentified ISBN/edition, unidentified chapter/page

              • The most preposterous notion that H. sapiens has ever dreamed up is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of all the Universes, wants the saccharine adoration of His creatures, can be swayed by their prayers, and becomes petulant if He does not receive this flattery. Yet this absurd fantasy, without a shred of evidence to bolster it, pays all the expenses of the oldest, largest, and least productive industry in all history.
                The second most preposterous notion is that copulation is inherently sinful.
                • Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough for Love (1973), unidentified ISBN/edition, unidentified chapter/page

              • The profession of shaman has many advantages. It offers high status with a safe livelihood free of work in the dreary, sweaty sense. In most societies it offers legal privileges and immunities not granted to other men. But it is hard to see how a man who has been given a mandate from on High to spread tidings of joy to all mankind can be seriously interested in taking up a collection to pay his salary; it causes one to suspect that the shaman is on the moral level of any other con man.
                But it's lovely work if you can stomach it.
                • Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough for Love (1973), unidentified ISBN/edition, unidentified chapter/page

              • The very basis of the Judeo-Christian code is injustice, the scapegoat system. The scapegoat sacrifice runs all through the Old Testament, then it reaches its height in the New Testament with the notion of the Martyred Redeemer. How can justice possibly be served by loading your sins on another? Whether it be a lamb having its throat cut ritually, or a Messiah nailed to a cross and "dying for your sins". Somebody should tell all of Yahweh's followers, Jews and Christians, that there is no such thing as a free lunch.
                • Robert A. Heinlein, Job: A Comedy of Justice (1984), unidentified ISBN/edition, unidentified chapter/page

              • Religion is a solace to many and it is even conceivable that some religion, somewhere, is Ultimate Truth. But being religious is often a form of conceit. The faith in which I was brought up assured me that I was better than other people; I was 'saved,' they were 'damned' — we were in a state of grace and the rest were 'heathens.' By 'heathen' they meant such as our brother Mahmoud. Ignorant louts who seldom bathed and planted corn by the Moon claimed to know the final answers of the Universe. That entitled them to look down on outsiders. Our hymns was loaded with arrogance — self-congratulation on how cozy we were with the Almighty and what a high opinion he had of us, and what hell everybody else would catch come Judgment Day. (FE)
                • Robert A. Heinlein, Stranger in a Strange Land (1961), unidentified ISBN/edition, unidentified chapter/page

              • All thinking men are atheists.
                • Ernest Hemingway
                • Quoted in BBC Four, Atheism: A Rough History of Disbelief, unidentified episode, unidentified 2005 date

              • I'm an atheist, and that's it. I believe there's nothing we can know except that we should be kind to each other and do what we can for other people.
                • Katharine Hepburn, unidentified article/page, Ladies' Home Journal, October 1991

              • I know that I am, in spite of myself, exactly what the Christian would call, and, so far as I can see, is justified in calling, atheist and infidel.
                • Thomas Henry Huxley, Essays on Controversial Questions, unidentified essay, unidentified edition

              • The clergy believe that any power confided in me will be exerted in opposition to their schemes, and they believe rightly.
                • Thomas Jefferson
                • Quoted in BBC Four, Atheism: A Rough History of Disbelief, unidentified episode, unidentified 2005 date

              • My earlier views on the unsoundness of the Christian scheme of salvation have become clearer and stronger with advancing years.
                • Abraham Lincoln
                • Quoted in BBC Four, Atheism: A Rough History of Disbelief, unidentified episode, unidentified 2005 date

              • I can well imagine an atheist’s last words: “White, white! L-L-Love! My God!” — and the deathbed leap of faith. Whereas the agnostic, if he stays true to his reasonable self, if he stays beholden to dry, yeastless factuality, might try to explain the warm light bathing him by saying, “Possibly a f-f-failing oxygenation of the b-b-brain,” and, to the very end, lack imagination and miss the better story.
                • Yann Martel, Life of Pi, unidentified ISBN/edition, unidentified page

              • Some people say God died during the Partition in 1947. He may have died in 1971 during the war. Or he may have died yesterday here in Pondicherry in an orphanage. That’s what some people say, Pi. When I was your age, I lived in bed, racked with polio. I asked myself every day, ‘Where is God? Where is God? Where is God?’ God never came. It wasn’t God who saved me—it was medicine. Reason is my prophet and it tells me that as a watch stops, so we die. It’s the end. If the watch doesn’t work properly, it must be fixed here and now by us. One day we will take hold of the means of production and there will be justice on earth.
                • Yann Martel, Life of Pi, unidentified ISBN/edition, unidentified page

              • In the unlikely event of losing Pascal's Wager, I intend to saunter in to Judgement Day with a bookshelf full of grievances, a flaming sword of my own devising, and a serious attitude problem.
                • Rick Moen, unidentified Usenet post to rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan, unidentified 1997 date

              • The moths & atheists are doubly divine.
                • Jim Morrison, An American Prayer, unidentified ISBN/edition, unidentified chapter/page

              • We make our world significant by the courage of our questions and by the depth of our answers.
                • Carl Sagan, Cosmos, 1980, unidentified page

              • The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.
                • George Bernard Shaw
                • Quoted in BBC Four, Atheism: A Rough History of Disbelief, unidentified episode, unidentified 2005 date

              • I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.
                • Stephen Henry Roberts, quoted by Sam Harris in
                  • I never believed. I thought all the services at school were ludicrous. Loved the hymns, but the content of the hymns were so absurd. Dense theology, weird stuff.
                    • Polly Toynbee
                    • Quoted in BBC Four, Atheism: A Rough History of Disbelief, unidentified episode, unidentified 2005 date

                  • "If you don't worship me you will burn forever." I always thought that was ugly.
                    • Gore Vidal
                    • Quoted in BBC Four, Atheism: A Rough History of Disbelief, unidentified episode, unidentified 2005 date

                  • Crush the infamy! (Écrasez l'infâme!)
                    • Common signature of Voltaire in his letters and pamphlets

                  • Atheism is the vice of a few intelligent people.
                    • Voltaire, Philosophical Dictionary, unidentified edition, unidentified page

                  • The sermon was based on what he claimed was a well-known fact, that there were no Atheists in foxholes. I asked Jack what he thought of the sermon afterwards, and he said, "There's a Chaplain who never visited the front."
                    • Kurt Vonnegut, Hocus Pocus, 1990, unidentified page

                  • They felt that science would be corrosive to religious belief and they were worried about it. Damn it, I think they were right. It is corrosive to religious belief and it's a good thing.
                    • Steven Weinberg
                    • Quoted in BBC Four, Atheism: A Rough History of Disbelief, unidentified episode, unidentified 2005 date

                  • This is one of the great social functions of science—to free people from superstition.
                    • Steven Weinberg, unidentified article/page, Freethought Today, April 2000

                  • Science should be taught not in order to support religion and not in order to destroy religion. Science should be taught simply ignoring religion.
                    • Steven Weinberg, unidentified article/page, Freethought Today, April 2000

                  Disputed

                  • Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful.
                    • As quoted in What Great Men Think About Religion (1945) by Ira D. Cardiff, p. 342; No original source for this has been found in the works of Seneca, or published translations (see: Talk:Seneca the Younger).
 
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